Saturday, December 25, 2004
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Ho ho ho ho-ly moly. It's been a while!
And so what better time to update you with the wonderful world of me than on Christmas morning at 1am.
What has happened to me in the past month and a half?! Well... listen dear children and together we can delve deep into my world.
Lets start with yesterday. Christmas Eve! Oh, I loved Christmas eve this year. Instead of staying at home like I usually do, I went out with my own independent little butt and helped Shaneen with her tea making skills while people queued up for the butchers around her house. She had this idea see, that she could make us crazy Christians look good if we handed out free teas/coffees and mince pies to the folk of Bristol who had to queue for upto 30 mins to get some meat. And she was right. People were well pleased to be getting FREE tea. In fact, they were so pleased that they offered to give us some cash because they thought we were freaks for giving it out for free.
Ah, the sweet smell of freedom. Nothing like it.
Many convo's went along the lines of:
Them: 'Free? What do you mean free? What do you want from me?'
Us: 'Oh. Nothing. It's just because we thought you might want warming up while you wait just as a kind gesture this Christmas.'
Them: 'Free? What do you mean free? Let me give you some money...'
etc. etc.
We took none of it of course. But it was great to give people free stuff. Felt.... good....
Err, anywho. After we went shopping and brought chicken and cheese and bread and make chicken and cheese and bread sandwiches round Nig's. Excellent. Spending time with friends at Christmas is so great. Got in a game of Cranium after Gemma beat me at Fifa.
AND THEN....
We went round Mr Sulli's house at 8 for fun and games before midnight mass. Cool games. Caught up with a few mates and then scooted down to midnight mass where we sang carols and stuff. Me and Shaneen did our duet of 'Oh Holy Night' again which was nice of them to let us do. It was also the first song on Christmas day! (which I was the only person to notice I bet!) And then we gave out presents and I got some wicked stuff. Mr Sulli got me a webcam and Tristan got me the entire Family guy set!!! WICKED!!! I can't possible be bored this Christmas.
Giving out presents is fun.
Ok. That's yesterday and part of today in a nut shell. Oh, while driving home tonite, I actually sang as loud as I could in the car which was awesome, cos I messed up loads and it was only God and me who could hear it! Oh yeah... the car ;)
Well, now I need to sum up the past month in a nut shell. Lets start with the driving.
I PASSED MY TEST!!!! WAHOO!!! 8 minors. Oh yes. God is great. The funniest point in the test went something like this.
*Just done the reverse park and was well pleased that I did it perfectly but also a little shaken cos I was cacking my pants about it. The conversation that followed went like this*
Me: "Pant, pant pant etc."
Examiner: "Ok, if you could pull away when you're ready."
Me: *When I'm ready eh? I'm gonna stay here for a couple of mins to clam down then!*
Examiner looks a bit impatient.
Waits a bit and then,
Examiner: "Could you pull away please."
Me: "Ok" but thinking 'Oi, examiner muppet. You said pull away when I'm ready!'
Say what you mean and not what you don't mean! Come'on.
Anyway, rant over.
I passed! But that was 4 weeks ago and I didn't have a car. Until 'Brian' offered to put me on her insurance while she went back home for christmas!!!
yEaH BaBy!
So I've got a cool new Corsa. Sorry, "NEW Corsa" which I get to razz about in until January 7th. Soooooooo sweeeeeet.
What else. Well, me and Shaneen did a duet (as I've said) but the real reason we did it was for a friends wedding. She (Lets call her Dudley) requested that we do 'Oh Holy Night' (her favourite carol) cos she wanted a Christmas wedding. So we went off to Dudley (near Birmingham) this week and performed that.
However, not before performing it at our churches Christmas celebration last Sunday in front of 500 people! It was sooo cool. I think we might have actually gotten the loudest cheer. (Not that I was reading off a decible meter or anything) but I did love doing it.
What else has changed?
Oh, my period is over. I'm back to normal hormone levels so less stressed. (Or is that cos Youth club is over for 3 more weeks?). Did I mention I've got a car? A Corsa? And did I say that I've got every episode of Family Guy (thanks T!) and a webcam! (Thanks Adam!) and some smelly stuff + socks + a Poop book (thanks Loz!) and a Who Want to Be a Millionaire DVD Rom (thanks Brian!) and all the other presents from peeps like Maz.
My friends are wicked. Ha ha to all you who don't have my friends.
No, that's mean. I'm only kiddin'. :)
I think I'm done.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
And so what better time to update you with the wonderful world of me than on Christmas morning at 1am.
What has happened to me in the past month and a half?! Well... listen dear children and together we can delve deep into my world.
Lets start with yesterday. Christmas Eve! Oh, I loved Christmas eve this year. Instead of staying at home like I usually do, I went out with my own independent little butt and helped Shaneen with her tea making skills while people queued up for the butchers around her house. She had this idea see, that she could make us crazy Christians look good if we handed out free teas/coffees and mince pies to the folk of Bristol who had to queue for upto 30 mins to get some meat. And she was right. People were well pleased to be getting FREE tea. In fact, they were so pleased that they offered to give us some cash because they thought we were freaks for giving it out for free.
Ah, the sweet smell of freedom. Nothing like it.
Many convo's went along the lines of:
Them: 'Free? What do you mean free? What do you want from me?'
Us: 'Oh. Nothing. It's just because we thought you might want warming up while you wait just as a kind gesture this Christmas.'
Them: 'Free? What do you mean free? Let me give you some money...'
etc. etc.
We took none of it of course. But it was great to give people free stuff. Felt.... good....
Err, anywho. After we went shopping and brought chicken and cheese and bread and make chicken and cheese and bread sandwiches round Nig's. Excellent. Spending time with friends at Christmas is so great. Got in a game of Cranium after Gemma beat me at Fifa.
AND THEN....
We went round Mr Sulli's house at 8 for fun and games before midnight mass. Cool games. Caught up with a few mates and then scooted down to midnight mass where we sang carols and stuff. Me and Shaneen did our duet of 'Oh Holy Night' again which was nice of them to let us do. It was also the first song on Christmas day! (which I was the only person to notice I bet!) And then we gave out presents and I got some wicked stuff. Mr Sulli got me a webcam and Tristan got me the entire Family guy set!!! WICKED!!! I can't possible be bored this Christmas.
Giving out presents is fun.
Ok. That's yesterday and part of today in a nut shell. Oh, while driving home tonite, I actually sang as loud as I could in the car which was awesome, cos I messed up loads and it was only God and me who could hear it! Oh yeah... the car ;)
Well, now I need to sum up the past month in a nut shell. Lets start with the driving.
I PASSED MY TEST!!!! WAHOO!!! 8 minors. Oh yes. God is great. The funniest point in the test went something like this.
*Just done the reverse park and was well pleased that I did it perfectly but also a little shaken cos I was cacking my pants about it. The conversation that followed went like this*
Me: "Pant, pant pant etc."
Examiner: "Ok, if you could pull away when you're ready."
Me: *When I'm ready eh? I'm gonna stay here for a couple of mins to clam down then!*
Examiner looks a bit impatient.
Waits a bit and then,
Examiner: "Could you pull away please."
Me: "Ok" but thinking 'Oi, examiner muppet. You said pull away when I'm ready!'
Say what you mean and not what you don't mean! Come'on.
Anyway, rant over.
I passed! But that was 4 weeks ago and I didn't have a car. Until 'Brian' offered to put me on her insurance while she went back home for christmas!!!
yEaH BaBy!
So I've got a cool new Corsa. Sorry, "NEW Corsa" which I get to razz about in until January 7th. Soooooooo sweeeeeet.
What else. Well, me and Shaneen did a duet (as I've said) but the real reason we did it was for a friends wedding. She (Lets call her Dudley) requested that we do 'Oh Holy Night' (her favourite carol) cos she wanted a Christmas wedding. So we went off to Dudley (near Birmingham) this week and performed that.
However, not before performing it at our churches Christmas celebration last Sunday in front of 500 people! It was sooo cool. I think we might have actually gotten the loudest cheer. (Not that I was reading off a decible meter or anything) but I did love doing it.
What else has changed?
Oh, my period is over. I'm back to normal hormone levels so less stressed. (Or is that cos Youth club is over for 3 more weeks?). Did I mention I've got a car? A Corsa? And did I say that I've got every episode of Family Guy (thanks T!) and a webcam! (Thanks Adam!) and some smelly stuff + socks + a Poop book (thanks Loz!) and a Who Want to Be a Millionaire DVD Rom (thanks Brian!) and all the other presents from peeps like Maz.
My friends are wicked. Ha ha to all you who don't have my friends.
No, that's mean. I'm only kiddin'. :)
I think I'm done.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
