Friday, June 30, 2006
The World According to Me
Nig and the guys had just got back from Alton Towers:
Tom: How was Center Parcs?
Umm. Doh!
Tom: How was Center Parcs?
Umm. Doh!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Bad Day?
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Brainstorming Question
I guess we should deal with every church situation we come across in love.
But how can you practically show love to those people you deal with?
Discuss.
But how can you practically show love to those people you deal with?
Discuss.
The World According to Maria
Guess who's back?
Back again.
Mar-i-o's back.
Tell a friend.
Tom: Are you sure you want to wait in the car? Might be a while.
Maria (while holding the rear door wide open):
Yes. I'll wait in the car. Is it open?
Back again.
Mar-i-o's back.
Tell a friend.
Tom: Are you sure you want to wait in the car? Might be a while.
Maria (while holding the rear door wide open):
Yes. I'll wait in the car. Is it open?
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The Curse of Smye
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
That's the number of girls who used to come to church who I fancied but who have left the church.
Every girl I fancy leaves.
Either God is trying to tell me something...
Or those girls are.
lol - be glad that I don't fancy anyone in the church atm!
Two.
Three.
Four.
That's the number of girls who used to come to church who I fancied but who have left the church.
Every girl I fancy leaves.
Either God is trying to tell me something...
Or those girls are.
lol - be glad that I don't fancy anyone in the church atm!
Poem No IV
I'm failing fast,
Thank God for grace.
I'm failing fast,
Mistakes each day.
I'm failing fast,
No time to lose.
I'm failing fast.
The cross paid my dues.
Thank God for grace.
I'm failing fast,
Mistakes each day.
I'm failing fast,
No time to lose.
I'm failing fast.
The cross paid my dues.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Tomism
*walks into bathroom. spots something in corner of eye*
"What the heck is that in the bath?!?!!"
*pause*
"Oh. Umbrella."
"What the heck is that in the bath?!?!!"
*pause*
"Oh. Umbrella."
Sunday, June 25, 2006
(.......)
Flippin' (Watch This Space)
10 Pounds a Goal
Tom: Paul. I'll give you 10 pounds if Beckham scores from this free kick.
*5 secs later Tom proceeds to 'pound' Paul*
Tom: One, Two...
*5 secs later Tom proceeds to 'pound' Paul*
Tom: One, Two...
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Sweden...
Flippin' Sweden.
Monday, June 19, 2006
I don't like... stuffing...
Tim: I don't fancy sitting on...
*pause*
... that pile.
Alright.
It's only funny if you've heard the 'stuffing' thing.
Erm.
Come on England!
*pause*
... that pile.
Alright.
It's only funny if you've heard the 'stuffing' thing.
Erm.
Come on England!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Shorts and Netting
Why?
Why put netting in shorts? It makes them about 1000x more uncomfortable.
Why put netting in shorts? It makes them about 1000x more uncomfortable.
The Legend that is Len
Just after church:
Mark: Yeah. She's on £15 an hour though!
Tom: Yeah. I know.
Mark: But when you think that that involves wiping people's backsides you can understand it.
*pause*
Len: Well. You gotta start from the bottom though, haven't you.
Mark: Yeah. She's on £15 an hour though!
Tom: Yeah. I know.
Mark: But when you think that that involves wiping people's backsides you can understand it.
*pause*
Len: Well. You gotta start from the bottom though, haven't you.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
We have got to try this sometime!!
Friday, June 16, 2006
The shirt hunt is over
I finally found a nice shirt for the wedding.
Thank you Lord.
Thank you Lord.
The World According to Curious By Design
We finally started practicing the song for the Wedding you and you will be happy to know ;)
And we managed to make this person almost cry... so hopefully it's good.
But we're all in agreement that the wedding day should be called:
"Curious By Design with special guest Nick Turrell. Also featuring 'The Wedding'"
lol. It was funny at the time.
Thoughts?
And we managed to make this person almost cry... so hopefully it's good.
But we're all in agreement that the wedding day should be called:
"Curious By Design with special guest Nick Turrell. Also featuring 'The Wedding'"
lol. It was funny at the time.
Thoughts?
England...
Flippin' England.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Desperate Housewives Season Finale
Oh.
My.
Lord.
What is up with TV shows this year all having amazing final episodes?!
24's Season 5 end scene is the winner though!
My.
Lord.
What is up with TV shows this year all having amazing final episodes?!
24's Season 5 end scene is the winner though!
Monday, June 12, 2006
The World According to Alex
Alex is my ikle brother.
He got a bit drunk on the weekend.
The following takes place on the day of my Aunties 60th birthday party.
Events do not occur in real time.
Alex: Thomas. Do you have any premium bonds?
Alex: Don't patronise me. x10
Alex: What's this plastic bag doing here?
*pause*
It says Sainsburys on it.
*pause*
I work there.
Alex: Mum. I have never drank this much before.
Alex: It's like... I know what I'm doing... I just can't stop. x5
Alex: I'm just trying to annoy you now.
Tom: But you're not. I'm finding it hilarious.
Alex: I know that! But I just don't care.
Alex: I know you're all laughing at me, but it's funny. x5
Alex: When I get to 18, will my body change?
Alex: I'm not drunk... I mean, I'm not that drunk.
Yeah right. lol. The car journey to where we were staying was so funny that it was up there with the now infamous 'Teenage Dirtbag' journey.
Well. It's famous for me and T, anyway.
He got a bit drunk on the weekend.
The following takes place on the day of my Aunties 60th birthday party.
Events do not occur in real time.
Alex: Thomas. Do you have any premium bonds?
Alex: Don't patronise me. x10
Alex: What's this plastic bag doing here?
*pause*
It says Sainsburys on it.
*pause*
I work there.
Alex: Mum. I have never drank this much before.
Alex: It's like... I know what I'm doing... I just can't stop. x5
Alex: I'm just trying to annoy you now.
Tom: But you're not. I'm finding it hilarious.
Alex: I know that! But I just don't care.
Alex: I know you're all laughing at me, but it's funny. x5
Alex: When I get to 18, will my body change?
Alex: I'm not drunk... I mean, I'm not that drunk.
Yeah right. lol. The car journey to where we were staying was so funny that it was up there with the now infamous 'Teenage Dirtbag' journey.
Well. It's famous for me and T, anyway.
Thunderbolts and Lightning...
"Very very frightning me."
I'm only a bit annoyed about being woken up at 5:10am.
And Mr/Mrs Weatherman/woman. It STILL doesn't feel any fresher!!!!
I don't think I'll be able to get out of bed tomorrow on account that I'll be stuck to it.
Goodnight.
I'm only a bit annoyed about being woken up at 5:10am.
And Mr/Mrs Weatherman/woman. It STILL doesn't feel any fresher!!!!
I don't think I'll be able to get out of bed tomorrow on account that I'll be stuck to it.
Goodnight.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
The World According to a Shopping Assistant 1 in River Island
Me and Tim were happily browsing the store when:
Shop Assistant 1: I'm sorry. We have to evacuate the building. An odd bomb has been found.
Tom: Did she say, 'odd bomb'?
Shop Assistant 2: Yeah.
Tim: How can a bomb be odd? A bomb's a bomb isn't it?
Shop Assistant 1: I'm sorry. We have to evacuate the building. An odd bomb has been found.
Tom: Did she say, 'odd bomb'?
Shop Assistant 2: Yeah.
Tim: How can a bomb be odd? A bomb's a bomb isn't it?
A week late but still
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Exams are OVER!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM to enjoy the sunshine...
Except for those dastardly 10 hours of work I have to do.
Muhahahahahahah.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Exams are OVER!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM to enjoy the sunshine...
Except for those dastardly 10 hours of work I have to do.
Muhahahahahahah.
