Thursday, November 16, 2006
Finger licking good
For years people have been cussing me cos I live at home and don't cook.
Well... my 'rents are away so now I have to cook.
They've been away before, but somehow I've managed to get away with it cos it's been around times that I've been out for loads of meals with mates or one of my brothers has been around to do the cooking.
So, for the first time ever, I actually feel like a proper student.
Cooking Diary: Part 1
Wednesday:
I wasn't feeling all that adventurous. There was a steak in the fridge that mum had left out before she went so I whacked that under the grill. For me carbs I stuck some potato wedges in the oven and for the veg I cooked some peas in the microwave. Topped it all off with a bit of BBQ sauce. Mmmmmm
Thursday:
I've never cooked pasta. Never. Until 2 hours ago. I'd been told it was easy and it really, really was. Unfortunately, my mum usually just makes pasta bake, so I had to make do with a dodgy sauce over the pasta. However, I didn't end up with too much pasta, and I used just the right amount of sauce. I was well impressed. I added a bit of protein in with some chicken breast which I decided to cut up into smaller chunks and fry in some oil. Generally I'm fine with cooking any meat, unless it was a roast. I wouldn't have a clue!
Tomorrow:
I think I'm going to have to skank the cooking and go with a chicken balti ready meal + rice. Only because I'll need to make it to Youth Club for 6:30pm.
Well... my 'rents are away so now I have to cook.
They've been away before, but somehow I've managed to get away with it cos it's been around times that I've been out for loads of meals with mates or one of my brothers has been around to do the cooking.
So, for the first time ever, I actually feel like a proper student.
Cooking Diary: Part 1
Wednesday:
I wasn't feeling all that adventurous. There was a steak in the fridge that mum had left out before she went so I whacked that under the grill. For me carbs I stuck some potato wedges in the oven and for the veg I cooked some peas in the microwave. Topped it all off with a bit of BBQ sauce. Mmmmmm
Thursday:
I've never cooked pasta. Never. Until 2 hours ago. I'd been told it was easy and it really, really was. Unfortunately, my mum usually just makes pasta bake, so I had to make do with a dodgy sauce over the pasta. However, I didn't end up with too much pasta, and I used just the right amount of sauce. I was well impressed. I added a bit of protein in with some chicken breast which I decided to cut up into smaller chunks and fry in some oil. Generally I'm fine with cooking any meat, unless it was a roast. I wouldn't have a clue!
Tomorrow:
I think I'm going to have to skank the cooking and go with a chicken balti ready meal + rice. Only because I'll need to make it to Youth Club for 6:30pm.
Pop. Pop.
I was riding home on Wednesday. And I got a puncture.
So I drove into work on Thursday. And I got a puncture.
"Bang, bang" anyone?
So I drove into work on Thursday. And I got a puncture.
"Bang, bang" anyone?
Saturday, November 11, 2006
The Haircut Song Part II
"Haircut. Haircut.
I don't need a haircut.
Haircut. Haircut.
Don't give me a haircut."
The Haircut Song
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Bang-Bang
Saturday, November 04, 2006
The World According to Loz
T: Have you never heard of Jason and the Argonauts?
Loz: No. Should I have?
T: It's an old film.
Loz: Oh. Nope. I have heard of James and the Orange though.
Loz: No. Should I have?
T: It's an old film.
Loz: Oh. Nope. I have heard of James and the Orange though.
Surprise?
I recieved a letter from my old work about my pension policy. It had my details on it:
NI Number: JP237455B
Date of Birth: 30/12/1984
Normal Retirement Date: 30/12/2049
Marital Status: Married
Poor woman.
I'd quite like to know who she is as well.
NI Number: JP237455B
Date of Birth: 30/12/1984
Normal Retirement Date: 30/12/2049
Marital Status: Married
Poor woman.
I'd quite like to know who she is as well.
Stolen
Today I have mostly eaten:
7:30 - Two bowls of Kelloggs Crunchy Nut with milk.
10:30 - One slice of toffee sponge cake. One Mr Kipling Lemon slice. Some Slow Roasted Lamb with Moroccan Spices flavoured Walkers Crisps.
12:00 - Sandwiches. McVities Mini Chedders. One Cadbury's Miniroll. One snack size Mars Bar. 4 Cadbury's Heroes chocolates.
15:00 - Sixteen Cadbury's Heroes chocolates.
17:30 - Chicken Balti with a plate full off rice.
18:15 - Cadbury's Trifle dessert
21:00 - A couple of 1p Cola Bottle sweets and a chunk of Yorkie.
Weight Gained - Unknown.
Exercise Done - 7 miles on bike. 3 miles worth of walking.
Guilty - Slightly.
Women Pulled - None.
7:30 - Two bowls of Kelloggs Crunchy Nut with milk.
10:30 - One slice of toffee sponge cake. One Mr Kipling Lemon slice. Some Slow Roasted Lamb with Moroccan Spices flavoured Walkers Crisps.
12:00 - Sandwiches. McVities Mini Chedders. One Cadbury's Miniroll. One snack size Mars Bar. 4 Cadbury's Heroes chocolates.
15:00 - Sixteen Cadbury's Heroes chocolates.
17:30 - Chicken Balti with a plate full off rice.
18:15 - Cadbury's Trifle dessert
21:00 - A couple of 1p Cola Bottle sweets and a chunk of Yorkie.
Weight Gained - Unknown.
Exercise Done - 7 miles on bike. 3 miles worth of walking.
Guilty - Slightly.
Women Pulled - None.
Borat
