The Zoos Shave All the Animals

So we're coming back home tonight, driving through Fishponds - as you do - and see a girl 'made up' on the side.

Me: "That's a prostitute."
Maria: "How do you know? She looks like she is waiting for someone to pick her up."
Me: "Exactly."


And then we drive past another girl.

Me: "That's not a prostitute."
Maria: "Why not."
Me: "She's not made up."
Maria: "Oh yeah. And she's talking to someone on a phone... It might be a new service she offers though - 'Dial a Prostitute'"

lol
Mario is funneh.