The Zoos Shave All the Animals

We went round Mr and Mrs Farmers house tonight and played a few games.

One of them was Articulate. The fast talking, descriptive game. The following conversations may shock you.

Conversation 1:

Nig (card 1): This is where black people come from?
Us: Africa?
Nig: Yeah.

Nig (card 2): This is where white people come from?
Us: England? Germany?!
Nig: No. Sharks have these on their backs.
Us: Fins? Finland!
Nig: Yeah!

Nig (card 3): Oh this is great! This is where Indian people come from!
Us: Asia? India? Pakistan?
Nig: No. No. The last part is an annoying person.
Us: A muppet. An idiot?
Nig: No....
Other team: Time up!!
Nig: It's a pest.
Us: What?
Nig: Budapest!
Us: Hahahaha. That's in Europe. Indian people don't come from Budapest!

That was funny on so many levels.

Conversation 2:

Esther: Err. An animal with horns.
Us: A triceratops? A goat? A rhino?
Esther: No. kinda like a goat.
Us: A ram?
Esther: Yeah. Now the second part...
Other team: Time!!
Esther: Oh. It was "rampant."
*silence*
Maz: You should've just said sex!

Interesting.

Conversation 3:

Tom: This was a battle ages ago... err. Between the Indians and this guy. He lost really badly... err...
Nig: Oh! Erm. Custard! No. Mustard... no Custard.
Tom: Close... not Custard.
Nig: Mustard?
Tom: Ha. No... like Custard... custaaard.
Other team: Time!
Tom: *sigh* General CusteR.

And finally.

Conversation 4:

Maz: You find these in the middle of the road.
Loz: Boobs!