Saturday, March 04, 2006
24 Thief
Sara's already put up some of these on her blog, but my brother sent me a whole lot more:
Top Twenty Nine Facts about... Jack Bauer
Top Twenty Nine Facts about... Jack Bauer
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he
had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. - If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed
Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. - Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. - Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him
finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. - Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack
Bauer. - 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was
shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. - Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a
bomb out of MacGyver and get out. - Jack Bauer's favorite colour is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. - Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now
is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. - Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
- It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer
says something then you better do it. - The real reason the Army ditched the Army of One campaign? Jack Bauer
sued for copyright infringement. - Jack Bauer would win the Ultimate Showdown.
# posted by TommyDB @ 10:57 a.m. 
