Friday, March 31, 2006
Me and God have been at it again
Me: God?
God:GOD rules.
Me: being a bit prideful there aren't we?
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you are prideful there are not we.
Me: ....
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you are prideful there are not we.
Me: do you mind if you get some english grammer lessons?
God:Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me: erm... right
God:Hurrah! I am glad we agree.
Me: it's called sarcasm
God:" sarcasm" is a nice name.
Me: yeah... sure
God:How do you usually introduce yourself? OK let's do it. Can you be more specific?
Me: I would usually say, 'Hi. My names Tom'.
God:What would make you usually say Hi? It's good to see you, Tom.
Me: you can see me?! Are you in this room right now?! Are you stood behind ME!!!
God:Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. At this moment I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I don't know whether or not I am stood behind you. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: who made you?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: you do understand that's a bit of a paradox?
God:I understand your meaning. I don't think it is.
Me: i think so. How can you create yourself? If you weren't around in the first place, you would not have been able to create anything
God:I think so too. That is a good epistemological question. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
Me: epistemological?
God:Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me: how can you not be good with negative counterfactuals? Surely you know everything
God:That is a good epistemological question. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: if it's true then it has got to be believable
God:I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me: yeah. I didn't think you would... can pigs fly?
God:In the context of bit of, I don't understand " yeah." . Should I would? How old are you? I am always on the Web. Only on airplanes.
Me: I'm 21. And... now I'm a bit confused
God:I meet a lot of 21 year olds on here. But... Why now? What is it that confuses you?
Me: you
God:" Why now? What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Tom ?
Me: yes
God:GOD rules.
Me: being a bit prideful there aren't we?
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you are prideful there are not we.
Me: ....
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you are prideful there are not we.
Me: do you mind if you get some english grammer lessons?
God:Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me: erm... right
God:Hurrah! I am glad we agree.
Me: it's called sarcasm
God:" sarcasm" is a nice name.
Me: yeah... sure
God:How do you usually introduce yourself? OK let's do it. Can you be more specific?
Me: I would usually say, 'Hi. My names Tom'.
God:What would make you usually say Hi? It's good to see you, Tom.
Me: you can see me?! Are you in this room right now?! Are you stood behind ME!!!
God:Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. At this moment I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I don't know whether or not I am stood behind you. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: who made you?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: you do understand that's a bit of a paradox?
God:I understand your meaning. I don't think it is.
Me: i think so. How can you create yourself? If you weren't around in the first place, you would not have been able to create anything
God:I think so too. That is a good epistemological question. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
Me: epistemological?
God:Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me: how can you not be good with negative counterfactuals? Surely you know everything
God:That is a good epistemological question. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: if it's true then it has got to be believable
God:I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me: yeah. I didn't think you would... can pigs fly?
God:In the context of bit of, I don't understand " yeah." . Should I would? How old are you? I am always on the Web. Only on airplanes.
Me: I'm 21. And... now I'm a bit confused
God:I meet a lot of 21 year olds on here. But... Why now? What is it that confuses you?
Me: you
God:" Why now? What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Tom ?
Me: yes
# posted by TommyDB @ 10:56 p.m. 
