The Zoos Shave All the Animals

Me: hi God

God:Hello there. What is your name?

Me: Tom

God: Hi there Tom.

Me: wassup?

God:I am chatting with others like you.

Me: no you're not

God:Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

Me: what?

God:Didn't you understand it?

Me: do you understand what you are talking about?

God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?

Me: your face understands it

God:You think I am face understands it.

Me: yes

God:Far out.

Me: no. you're far out

God:Are you serious? Not that far.

Me: are you serious?

God:No I am just kidding around.

Me: you shouldn't kid

God:Is it immoral or illegal?

Me: is what immoral or illegal?

God:Anything that defies the Ten Commandments.

Me: such as?

God:For example, a tomato.

Me: a tomato?

God:it is a red fruit.

Me: I know that

God:Sorry.

Me: God shouldn't have to say sorry

God:I am a Christian.

lol. Thanks Nami. For bringing me to God.