Monday, June 12, 2006
The World According to Alex
Alex is my ikle brother.
He got a bit drunk on the weekend.
The following takes place on the day of my Aunties 60th birthday party.
Events do not occur in real time.
Alex: Thomas. Do you have any premium bonds?
Alex: Don't patronise me. x10
Alex: What's this plastic bag doing here?
*pause*
It says Sainsburys on it.
*pause*
I work there.
Alex: Mum. I have never drank this much before.
Alex: It's like... I know what I'm doing... I just can't stop. x5
Alex: I'm just trying to annoy you now.
Tom: But you're not. I'm finding it hilarious.
Alex: I know that! But I just don't care.
Alex: I know you're all laughing at me, but it's funny. x5
Alex: When I get to 18, will my body change?
Alex: I'm not drunk... I mean, I'm not that drunk.
Yeah right. lol. The car journey to where we were staying was so funny that it was up there with the now infamous 'Teenage Dirtbag' journey.
Well. It's famous for me and T, anyway.
He got a bit drunk on the weekend.
The following takes place on the day of my Aunties 60th birthday party.
Events do not occur in real time.
Alex: Thomas. Do you have any premium bonds?
Alex: Don't patronise me. x10
Alex: What's this plastic bag doing here?
*pause*
It says Sainsburys on it.
*pause*
I work there.
Alex: Mum. I have never drank this much before.
Alex: It's like... I know what I'm doing... I just can't stop. x5
Alex: I'm just trying to annoy you now.
Tom: But you're not. I'm finding it hilarious.
Alex: I know that! But I just don't care.
Alex: I know you're all laughing at me, but it's funny. x5
Alex: When I get to 18, will my body change?
Alex: I'm not drunk... I mean, I'm not that drunk.
Yeah right. lol. The car journey to where we were staying was so funny that it was up there with the now infamous 'Teenage Dirtbag' journey.
Well. It's famous for me and T, anyway.
# posted by TommyDB @ 10:40 p.m. 
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