Thursday, June 08, 2006
The World According to a Shopping Assistant 1 in River Island
Me and Tim were happily browsing the store when:
Shop Assistant 1: I'm sorry. We have to evacuate the building. An odd bomb has been found.
Tom: Did she say, 'odd bomb'?
Shop Assistant 2: Yeah.
Tim: How can a bomb be odd? A bomb's a bomb isn't it?
Shop Assistant 1: I'm sorry. We have to evacuate the building. An odd bomb has been found.
Tom: Did she say, 'odd bomb'?
Shop Assistant 2: Yeah.
Tim: How can a bomb be odd? A bomb's a bomb isn't it?