The Zoos Shave All the Animals

Unlike last year I'm not going to run through each day cos it's takes too long and is probably a bit boring. So I'll try and remember the best bits.

• Finally managing to beat "He of the Ten Shampoo's" at tennis
• Seeing the hot lifeguard from last year in the swimming pool
• Actually getting more into the disco than last year
• Looking at the stars while lying down on the beach (can't beat Uganda's stars though!)
• BBQ at sunset on the beach
• Playing football with Justin on the beach and then joining in with a massive game with complete strangers
• The weather :D
• Waking up each morning (except the last one) to pretty much blue skies
• Pulling Andy Norm's bed sheet off him one morning to wake him up to see him scramble wildly to pull it back over himself and then give me a look of death!
• Pranking Ryan while in the same caravan as him and him not having a clue it's me.
• Sitting round a camp fire on the 2nd to last night with some random people while one of them is playing Gansta's Paradise on a guitar

And below are the best of the best quotes:

1. While lying on the beach some random guy from the camp fire (above) came over to us to ask us if we wanted to sit round with them. And after trying to persuade us to come over for about a minute, Nig asks:

Nig: Is that you Andy?

2. Ryan managed to be find himself a nice girl (not without help from us) and was chatting to her on the beach when Luke Green walked over. It turns out that Ryan's girl didn't exactly find Luke to be the most charming of people and so told Ryan which of course we passed on to Luke:

Us: She said she didn't really like you, Luke.

Luke: Well. I hated her accent anyway. It got on my nerves and I was only over there for 2 minutes.

Us: But you'd like to go out with her if you got the chance wouldn't you?

Luke: No! I'd never go out with a Brummie!

Us: Erm. You DO go out with a Brummie.

3. Me and the Norm had to travel back to Bristol on Tuesday and so popped round his house. His mum wasn't there though.

Tom: What does you mum do?

Andy: L. S. D.

(I'd like to point out that he meant LSA (Learning Support Assistant) just in case you did think she did LSD's) :P

4. And the best till last:

While we were pranking Ryan's phone and meant in all innocence (I hope)!

He of the Ten Shampoo's: Tom. Do you, err, want to go in the bedroom to get changed and I'll be there in a minute?

Funny. :)