The Zoos Shave All the Animals

I think my weekly lifts with Brian are the times of the week where I laugh the most.

If you've never shared a lift with Brian, then you are missing out big time.

We really do just have the same sense of humour.

However, Brian does use English rather liberally in the sense that I have no idea what she's talking about most of the time. Here is the:

"Dictionary Of Brian".

1) Cub - The part where the pavement meets the road and is raised up.

2) De Vet - The thick sheet that covers you when you are sleeping.

3) Pack - To bring a vehicle to a stationary position with the intention of leaving it there.

4) Another word for 'Poo' - A person who breaks the rules in a game. ie: He of The Ten Shampoos (treaty breaker...)


This undefinitive list shall grow.

And on a slightly more serious note, thanks to all the worship team/elders for making us feel welcome tonight.

Very much appreciated.

But more importantly, ta for bringing things that have been bugging you to our attention. They have been noted!