The Zoos Shave All the Animals

I saw a pop up today showing a local, up to date, weather indicator that you can download and place on your taskbar.

They didn't have a slogan but I thought of some. Feel free to add more!

"For people who have no windows, or who are too lazy to walk over to one."

"Afraid of the 'outside'? Keep up to date on the weather."

"For people who live in bunkers. Now you can find out exactly when the sun will explode."

"Allergic to sunlight? Find out what's really going on outside!"

"Brought a computer instead of some windows?"

"Can't be arsed to open the curtains?"

# posted by TommyDB @ 8:32 p.m.